Mon, 11/09/2009 - 6:05pm

So Many Hotties...

In a shocking turn of events, Today is My Night has made a dramatic turn regarding hotties.  Regular show listeners are of course familiar with our long held position that hotties should be burned alive in the town square.  But after the appearance of certifiable hottie Ben Wake (host of Kjack's The Progrum) we at Today is My Night have found our hearts are now three sizes larger than before. 

Hot on the heels of Mr. Wake's hottiness we received a surprise visit from verifiable hottie John Cartier (a nationally recognized poet and keeper of a respectable amount of chest hair).  We laughed and cried with Mr Cartier, and we shared.  Oh boy, we shared. 

Somewhere over the course of the show, Today is My Night fell in love with hotties all over again.  Fell into Sixteen Candles like love, fell into the love Lloyd Dobbler still carries for Ione Skye's character in that one great movie, fell into the kind of love that women seem to see in the works of Jane Austen, but we did it without sideburns. 

WIth that being said, we at Today is My Night are now accepting applications for hotties to appear on air. Call 928-523-4554 and ask for Andy.

What readers and listeners alike should not forget is that the humble and talented host of Today is My Night, Mr. Geoff Jackson, is both certifiably a hottie and unquestionably ravishing.Yes, folks, it's true. From behind that veil which radio cruelly casts over Mr. Jackson, he is creating radio magic in a way that burns the hearts of sweet young girls and confused young men.If you want to be able to witness this indescribable phenonmenon that can only be found on Today is My Night, be sure to tune into KJACK on Thursday nights from 10pm until midnight. He'll steal your heart, only to give it back with a fresh-baked cookie and a smile.

Submitted by Benjamin Wake on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 9:14pm.