The Next Wave of Kjack Warriors...

I'm pleased as punch to declare quantifiable progress is being made in the training of the new editions to the KJACK staff.

The first month of the semester is a magical time.  A time when new staffers work at mastering their on-air-sea-legs.  A time for new staffers to get as ready as can for the physical and metal trials that are part of our proud and ancient DJ tradition.  Who will solve the Labyrinth?  Who will fall to the Serpent?  How many will be able to find the cure for the slow acting nuerotoxin with which they were injected at the first station meeting?  Only time will tell.

There are some promising standouts, including, but not limited to:

Djs Society and J² who have demostrated they have the social connections necessary to survive the KJACK post-midterm Bacchanalia.  Tune in Tuesdays from 10pm to 11pm to catch their show.

No longer just in demand at New Frontiers, WheatGrassis now a vitamin-rich addition to a healthful on-air diet.  His driving and compelling personality can be heard at the Tuesday/Wednesday/WitchingHour/CrossOverTime (Midnight to 1am).

To all the new Djs:

Good Luck!  And the answer to the Riddle of the Giant Cat-Dragon-Lady is Man.

"I haven't seen this many fully capable human beings spring out of nowhere since Iason's party at the Field of Kolkhis!"

-for help with the allusions-

http://www.theoi.com/