Posted 4/8/11
This week, your lovely hosts at Double Tap: The Zombie Hour return to bring you the very best and most vital survival advice you fans could ever hope for. Don't worry; that stupid Philosophy Hour is gone for good. Who were those jerks, anyway? Needless to say, we won't be recapping their stupid dumb show that was stupid and also dumb. If you're curious, check out the podcast--not that we'd want you to listen to that lame, weak weakness. So weak.
This week, your wondrous hosts bring you discussion on which chain stores--or major city staples--are the best and worse to flock to in case of a zombocalypse. Your hosts will discuss places such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club/Costco, shopping malls, convenient stores, grocery stores, and--always a hot topic with zombie survival--Bass Pro stores. Don't know what a Bass Pro store is? Check out this behemoth:
Now imagine this, the size of two Wal-Marts, and filled with zombies.
We're sure to bring honor back to our time slot after the shame that The Philosophy Hour brought to it, and make sure to listen live and compete to win a free Papa John's pizza.
Don't forget to check out our Facebook group and our Facebook page. We leave you, as always, with our weekly zombie rule.
And of course, listeners, stay safe, stay silent, stay armed, and stay alive.
Rule #8: Sleep.
You’re going to be terrified. You’re going to want to be on the watch at all times. In summation, you’re going to be dumb. Sleep is your friend. Especially in a strenuous situation, sleep is a really cool dude. Load up on Ambien and Lunesta if you need to. Yeah, you’ll do crazy things in your sleep and probably have horrible nightmares, but at least you’ll be well-rested.
