4/21 HearPlay: So Much Stories!

Tonight's HearPlay has all of the best news for you.

Like stories.

But also, there will be words that we will speak that will be about a special new offer, and your head will explode when you hear of this incredible deal. Someday, you will tell your grandchildren about that one time on the radio that you heard John and Ben tell you about this offer, and they will say, "Wow, Grandfather, or Grandmother, that is incredible news, and also, it smells like you have defecated into your old person diaper." And you will say, "Dearie me, that is a true thing that you said." It will be a terrific time for everyone, so make sure that you are a part of this history in the making.

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That is all, except for the other things, which I do not want to say right now. So goodbye, forever, until next time.