Listen tonight at 11pm for On The Air with Stan Hall. Segments in tonight's show include.

1. News that you didn't need

2. "The Gregngry" minute

3. Dr Wetsons self Help

4. The best dates- by Kieran

5. Better Know A-________

6. Can you guess which one is Stan Hall
and much more....

Sometime last night "Team Whale" assaulted the poor balloon man who happened to live here at the station. All in the name of war of the shows, this poor fellow was killed. Don't let "Team Whale" continue these atrocities, enlist today with "Team Dino". How many more balloon-men must die "Team Whale"...How many...

-Stan Hall
(Morning Wood, Team Dino, American Patriot)

p.s. be warned the image below may be of graphic nature, not sutible for our younger listeners...

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This picture explains it all... Dinosaurs are far better and scarier than Zombies...That is all

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If there was an angry, sugar fueled, mob of 5 year olds determined to kill you, how many could you take on before you are killed and why? Oh and the only weapon you posses is a Capri Sun. Most creative answer wins a free one large one topping pizza from Papa Johns.

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Morning Wood's pizza contest is, "Creativly predict Charlie Sheen's next stunt". We happen to know there is a rumor that Charlie Sheen is a frequent listener of Morning Wood. Therefore if you want to be cool like Charlie you'd listen as well!

Morning Wood is giving away pizzas all this week! Call in tomorrow with your best (Clean) insult towards England (This is in response to England not inviting Obama to the royal wedding)and you could win a whole pizza!

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Hey kids! We're working extra hard this tuesday morning to bring you an audio cup of espresso. Give us a call, we'll listen to your problems!

As you may or may not have heard, KJACK is being broadcasted on campus via channel 55! That means you can turn "Morning Wood" on in the morning and wake up with us. This week we will be hitting you strong with lumberjack sized portions of news, weather and friendly banter that makes you feel like we are hanging out with you. So tune us in, 8-10 Monday through Thursday!

Tomorrow morning from 8:00 A.M. to 10:00 A.M (MST), wake yourself up with KJACK. We promise you will not be disappointed.

Tonight "On The Air" tackles the pressing issues you want to hear about. Senior Feminist Correspondent Bridget Lang, accompanied by Father Patrick (The Patron Saint of Local Music), will be giving the sides of the argument only O.T.A.W.S.H.2.0.MPEG.A.S.U.N.M. can provide. Tune in tonight at 8pm for a good time had by all.

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